Lazy in your head.

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the day.
Sometimes I hold my pee very long time because I'm unwilling to get up from my chair.
I have stack of library books at my desk that should be beck in the library.
I have keys that were meant to be given away long time ago.
I haven't given my paper in.
I don't have nothing to drink.
But it's changing! I'm going shopping! Fuck yes!

Rella

Couple days ago OFWGKTA released wicked track called Rella. Damn, this shit is comforting. That's all, folks!

I give you some cool info about farts.

PS! I don't take any credits for this poster.

It's Valentine's Day. Good tips just for you.

As we know today is the day we remember our closest friends and not so close friends. For that occasion I thought what would be the good present ideas to give to your loved ones on that day.

1. " Cock mitten " is just a brilliant concept. I bet you can let it made by your granny to give it to your dear friend. A practical piece for holding your cock warm.
2. All the other shit (candy, flowers, hug)

Don't let your dick fall off! I hope my genius ideas will help you out.

How to shoot heroin correctly.

Today I caught myself thinking about shooting the heroin. You all may think that it's just "in and out" procedure with no need to know anything about that interesting action. If you have ever thought about it then I may bring some light into the question.

First of all, you need your sterile equipment. It means you have to have clean needle, clean water, filter for the drug itself and alcohol swabs  are good idea too. You can't quarantee the  the quality and cleanness of the drug but you can save your ass by using clean equipment.

Secondly, you need good veins because that's the place where the needle goes. Veins tend to collapse after some use of heroine so you have to search other options than arm veins.

Third point is to mix the water+crystal solvent with blood before injecting. If you do not do so then your body may reject the mix and this shit will end badly for you.

Last but not least, DO NOT USE THE MOTHERFUCKING HEROIN IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE! You will be a bitch of the drug till the rest of you life if you choose to use.

To conclude that smart talk, I would recommend you to use sterile equipment, have good place to inject, always mix solvent with blood and if you have a choice - don't do the drug! I hope it helped all the junkies out there. Bye!

Some secrets to be successful.

Some time ago I was surfing TED.com and found a little lecture about success by Richard St. John. This guy started to search recipe for success after he had a talk with a student in a plane where he was asked a simple question:"What is needed to be successful?". Years and hundreds of interviews later he concluded the subject with 8 simple points. So, what really are secrets to success?

1. Passion. You have to do something with love. Working only for MONEY isn't a very good idea.
2. Work. It is all hard work! Nothing comes easily. You have to work your ass off if you need to. 
3. Good. You have to get damn good at something. Like Lenin said:"To learn, to learn and to learn!" 
4. Focus. You have to focus on what you do best if you are not a genius. You need to focus real hard.
5. Push. Push yourself physically and mentally. Push yourself trough all the shit that comes on your way.
6. Serve. Serve others than just value.
7. Ideas. Listen, observe, be curious, ask questions, solve problems, make connections. Good ideas will come. Trust me.
8. Persist. Be persistent. Persist criticism, rejection, assholes and pressure. Never give up! 

These were the BIG 8 things that you have to keep in mind when you are wanting to be successful. Go for it!

When things are getting worse.

Hi!  Have you ever thought that one day your good life will be over? Well... lately I have done just that. There are signs when you should start grabbing the steering wheel and aim the nose of your life into right direction. Some symptoms to give you a little hint that you should do something to change your life:

1. You feel and see that people (like your parents) are giving you signs that you should start earning your own living even if they promised at the beginning that I should prioritise my studies.
2. You can't afford simple things such as drinking, buying electronics and you can't pay for your parking  tickets.
3. You are too lazy to get money from Uni. because, like I said, you are too motherfucking lazy.
4. You see that all your friends can handle their shit without help from above.

These are the main reasons why you should stand the fuck up and grab the hold of your own life. Even I feel that I can't be held in a cotton anymore. So I encourage you to STAND THE FUCK UP! and be the man again and again if it's needed. Don't be a pussy like me. Motivate yourself! Do shit!
Motivate!