Give me some!

It is getting more and more obvious that I need to start earning my own living. It is psychologicaly akward to be a almost grown man and still live off my mom's wallet. So I could use some help to make up some good business plan to earn some money of my own. Feeling desperate already. So... just give me some good ideas or just ideas. Just feel free to do so.

Busy bee... not.

Hi! Hello!
How is your day going? Mine is going great.
I still have things to finish up and things I have to start doing:

1. Paper for school
2. Paper for mum
3. Start doing sports
4. Find a job(next year)
5. Start eating properly
6. Stop jacking off
7. Learn programming(awww yeaah!)

That's it! And it's now time for a funny story.

Good one.

Shitty shit fuck!

I ruined my beer. I can't finish my paper. I'm fat as fuck. My laptop is giving up on me. I'm broke. Sad part is I can't blame nobody except myself. Someone needs to kick me in the butt and hold my hand so I could get back on the big old train called life. Jail is a good idea because there they feed me and I believe that there are even people who would hold my hand and guide me.

Making beer in dormroom vol.2 continued!

It's four days already and it smells funny. Think I have fucked it up somehow. I doubt that I will drink it but hey... haven't felt sick for along time. I hope it won't make my shit slushy.

Bier vol2 road to glory.

Day 2. The color and texture are shit. I'm afraid that this ooze kills me. Have to let the pressure out cause I'm afraid that this bottle explodes too.
Best solution is to go and buy normal beer in my honest opinion.

Making beer in dormroom vol.2!

Today I'm going with the 1.5 liter bottle. Better cap I hope. Again I'm using my beerpowder, ca. 50g sugar and mint tea. If everything goes OK then I can taste that fine beverage next week. Cheers!

Making beer in dormroom.

It all happened when I had an idea to make my own wine under my dorm table. Unfortunately my plan to make wine had to be postponed because I didn't had the right equipment at that time. So I made up my mind to make some good old home made beer.  Plan FAILED. First of all I made it into a plastic 5 liter bottle and poured there my boiled water (still hot ofc) and the bastard shrunk. Then I mixed with the beerpowder and added some mint and honey just for kicks. After shaking the shit out of it I placed it in my closet and wrapped it in a plastic bag. Thank God because the beer decided to go batshit on me and exploded middle of the night. Poor closet but I was saved from the big beerflood thanks to the plastic bag I wrapped around the bottle earlier. Now I'm sad as fuck.
The picture illustrates my main equipment.
Good tips are welcome.