Busy bee... not.

Hi! Hello!
How is your day going? Mine is going great.
I still have things to finish up and things I have to start doing:

1. Paper for school
2. Paper for mum
3. Start doing sports
4. Find a job(next year)
5. Start eating properly
6. Stop jacking off
7. Learn programming(awww yeaah!)

That's it! And it's now time for a funny story.

Good one.